it was just a clock that harley put in there to psyche you out
it was just a clock that harley put in there to psyche you out
it was just a clock that harley put in there to psyche you out
oh my god damian would scream
she just casually walks up to jason
“s’okay, dude.
it’s just an alarm clock
he’s gunna be fine.”
I should go tear the engine out of Jason’s bike so that he can’t get there
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WOMAN NO WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU
how fucking hilarious would that be
and then jason went to dramatically save damian
but the engine was ripped out of his bike
and then i laughed for 900 hours
but then it turned out that wasn’t actually a bomb
it was just a clock that harley put in there to psyche you out
//the truth is, he’s waiting
the truth is he’s really, really waiting
the truth is he’s disgustingly hopeful
the truth is he’s not even worried anymore because
he knows that Jason’s going to make it
and if he doesn’t
dami’s going to throw a level 9000 screaming terrible meltdown tantrum…
except he’ll be dead so…
y’know.
I should go tear the engine out of Jason’s bike so that he can’t get there
I’ll be sure to give Jason the message if I make it out of this. Wait wait. Not if. When. And then I will personally use it to rearrange your face.
Sitting back and waiting for Jason Todd to save you? I couldn’t have written this better, baby bats. Because when he fails to save you, it’ll be like…some sort of divine circle of Batfail.
For the record, Dami, you’re just in the warehouse district. I don’t think I ever specified that.
//This plotline leaving everyone to wonder where the hell Bruce is right now. xD
((LOL
“I wonder where my son is—no time for that. Too busy with J U S T I C E.” ))
